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We almost DIED because we couldn't make the mic work but then we phoned Duncan and he told us to switch the phantom power back on on the sound-card and then it worked... IN THE NEWS > Cheryl learns how she could have been a better WAG > Kelly Osbourne STILL boring everyone with her weight loss > Alex is FAT > Ashley Cole talking to HIS COCK > WIcker's been waking listeners up with her singing > A woman breast feeding her 14 YO son > Leona lewis' My Little Pony tattoo > Vannessa Feltz *projecting* (a little bit maybe?) in her problem solutions > SCARY ORGASM FACES > toys in bed during sex (but not the sort you think).

...AND I've got some new pants

CHOOOON to play out with this week - 'Sickly Child' by Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - we love it

OH and FYI - no podcast next week because I am on me holidays...

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Yes THAT'S RIGHT - it is Wicker's Birthday and seeing as it is 11 in the morning we are stone cold sober for once.  We have been away for a week and ALL HELL has broken loose in the werld of celeb goss > Kerry has broken up with Mark (ZOMG) > Cheryl and Ashley at BREAKING POINT (ZOMG) > Simon Cowell IN LOVE > ALSO > Kate Garraway's AMAZING weight loss > Pamala Anderson's GUNT > Some one having sex with their REAL LIFE Grandad > phone sex tips > AND > PEOPLE HAVE CONTACTED THE SHOW  > all dem sexeh problims and tin g etc etc.

OH AND > we are IN A MAGAZINE. ...

just sayin

Playing out with 'You can do athletics btw' by - We are THE PHYSICS

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SO  > we are back from the pub  OH NO - JOrdan's only gone and dressed up her kid like a sex doll - PEATY is LIVID (as you would imagine) > sexy texty - all over the place > it is all falling to pieces > cheryl ashley vernon tess >  O - M - G > amy wineclaaart   > SU-BO DUMPS HER CAT > real doll marriage  (A LEZZY ONE)  > What's  a char woman? > the allways insightful insights of Carol McGriffin > we see a face that we CAN'T describe > probably the most ultimate DYNAMITE sex tip > you wont believe the problems this week, well you might...

Beans on Toast playing us out this week - 'Coke'

p.s. ride 'til you yak  

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OH > little bit late this week because we were waiting for a choon (and then i forgot to post it) > HOWEVER > Jordan's got all married and Peaty done another little cry on daytiem TV *bless* > Cheryl tryin to get some column inches for herself over all that john terry shit > WHO reckons taht NIK-ROB is teh fittest out of girls aloud? > EVEN MORE pregnant men (SNORE)  > Lily Allen's hypnosis wore off and NAT-CAS eating hard and fast instead of smoking > LOttery FOOL > sexy problems and of course a dynamite sex tip. ...oh yeh and Kerry is back. The band we playing out with this week is Dignan Porch - 'As You Were'  

"The only thing worse than being gossiped about is not being gossiped about."

 - Oscar Wlide

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Well whaddaya know? Two Egg related chats today - one with Annabel one with Erica -both about eggs.

First one is about how to perfectly poach an egg after Annabel showin off like nobody's business on twitter a couple days back > http://twitpic.com/11y5hl

Crispin: hey egg witch
tell me your secrets
i want to poach an egg

Annabel: k
but i might have to kill you after

Crispin:  ok deal

Annabel: poached egg last supper - woot

Crispin: lol

Annabel: k so it's get the water boiling to a 'rolling boil'
i know the technical terms and everything

Crispin: this bread is my body and this wine is my blood
~ hey JC what's teh egg?
umm

Annabel: hahaha

Crispin: that's my umm\
the egg is, like... my dog?

 - ok right rolling boil
i am there

Annabel: add vinegar

Crispin: zomg
how much

Annabel: errr
like enough
jeez you measurements

Crispin: ok tell me in blubs

Annabel: there's a 'want' missing in that line somewhere
a 'glug'
how's that

Crispin: ok a glug yep

Annabel: break egg into a cup

Crispin: i hve the purfect one
it is a pink barbie one

Annabel: i've heard that poached eggs excel in barbie cups
oooh you need a stopwatchy thing

Crispin: ok i got my phone

Annabel: this is the science
ok so all in go - you want to swirly swirly the water
drop egg in and carry on swirly swirlying all at same time
and leave it for 2mins precisely

Crispin: ok safe here i go

one more thing
clockwise / anti cockwise

Annabel: lolz
hang on i have to air swirly
hmm i go anti

Crispin: aces

- - - - 

Crispin: that's amazin

http://img390.yfrog.com/i/n04q.jpg/

so i think i might put this on me blog
you are going to have to kill me anyway
sheep as a lamb and all that

>>>> moments later~ more egg related IM chat...

Erica: last night i was having a dream and then in my dream suddenly i was frying an egg but then i felt sick and woke up
IRL pete had done a really smelly guff
so bad it woke me up

Crispin: lol

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Wicker is going to HELL > I am not bcs I am just a hitch hiker > Angelina with some new old hat *SIGH* > Corpse Bride from girls aloud dressed up like TwoFace from Batman > Posh is having her feet cut off > Brad's fat brother > Cheryl Cole is scared of Psychics > 3 seats on the plane but that means 3 dinners NOM NOM and thrice NOM > some attention hungry people on the problem pages > a DYNAMITE SEX TIP > AND > SOME PEOPLE sent me messages on twitter WOW @chimpdonk.

Playing out with 'Stage Shoes' by Fever Fever. If you are quick you can catch them playing in Brixton tonight TheRestIsNoise 442 Brixton Road London SW9 8EJ > http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.showDetails&friendid...

We cant go though because THAT is south of the river ~ and we are going to BRAIN DRAIN at the Old Blue Last > Blue On Blue (live) / Dignan Porch (live) - FREE ENTRY!!

TEA Mr.Shifter? light refreshment?

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OH hO > Mairead tried to make us go to the pub so we made her come round and be on the podcast instead > IN the NEWS > IT IS GOOD that Lily Allen isn't thin > IT IS BAD that Hannah Waterman is thin > Kerry's diet EXAMINED > WHY does everyone hate Jordan? > Kate Moss EXPOSED as a sex predator > THE DANGERS OF SHOES > Sex in the city look-a-likes > MC Hammer's RevEALations > who teh fuck is snookie politzi? > some great penis related problems and  my phone tries to spoil it for everyone because it is such a demanding bitch...

Playing out with HEALTH - Die Slow > Fucking brilliant tune - 'mazin band live GO SEE.

FIVE METER SPREAD- NO TALKING

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WHAT? > Jordan on the prowl *sigh* > Baldwin brothers AND sisters REVEALED > find out WHO is even more hated than Jordan? > Jessica Simpson and her MASSIVE MASSIVE TITS > Dannii = PREGGERS > the pals - always the pals > Mischa Barton fattin up again > some bird with westlife tattoos > pregnent menand the company they keep > Carol McGiffen's superbestfriends  > Samanda in BROWN HAIR SHOCKER > 3 way sexy problems solved > AND > FINALLY some people have contacted the show....

Playing out with ICE, SEA, DEAD PEOPLE - 'My Twin Brother's a Brother' - Album out in the Summer - playing 93 feet east on Friday see you there?

Run, don't walk from TEH GOSSIPS...

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It's all fucking GO this week > celeb beach body HANG UPS  > baby spice HATES Cheryl's guts > untold shit about CBEEBIES (celebrity big brother) > We BOTH all lezzy for Stephanie Beachums > Who would your celebrity butler be? > a lady with a FIVE FOOT BUM > 'I've got an arm for a tongue' > some PROPER 'MAZIN top tips  > AND > a woman who breast feeds her dog (thanks Payto ~ @moodysson)...

PLaying out with 'Road Kill' by Sunderbans - download the track for free on their myspace.

...there is no Dana only ZUUL

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I am posting this chat with my sister for posterity mostly but you are welcome to read it if you like.

To put it in context later this year we are going away for a holiday at some yurts in wales where they farm alpacas (Adam is organising it) > AND > wtf is a labradoodle? > AND > me and erica used to work in a cafe on Church Street called 'The Cooler' - it was very Stoke Newington - soya milk lattes in the 90s, gluten free stuff (a good 5 years before all the people in North London suddenly realised they were DEFINITELY allergic to bread), responsibly reared meat before Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall had even killed his first pig and organic cucumbers for two fifty before Wet and Wild opened up down the road and just did all that shit better....

erica: i had mental dreram after adam sent the yurts email
i dreamt i had impulsively bought an alpacca
it was really naughty and annoying and i was really embaressed that i had purchased something so irresponssible and stuuupid
so embarrassed that i kept telly everone it was a labradoodle

crispin: did they beliieve you?

erica: yeah think so

crispin: your dream freinds are WELL stupid

erica: you should know
YOU WERE ONE OF THEM

crispin: FUCK
i cant be held responsible for your subconscious deflating of my brilliant mind
I know the difference:

a labradoodle is labradoodally recognised while an alpaca is alpakkaly different

erica: LOL
it was a very small alpacca
and mostly fur
so you shouldn't be too ashamed and so defensive

crispin: whatevs
can dogs spit?

erica: yes
but only down
slowly

crispin: bob carolgees dog doesn't count
PUPPET NOT REAL

erica: i had to google image that

crispin: oh really?
don't you remember when we worked in the cooler
where was the poster for someones amazin meditaion class or something
we changed his name to bob carolgees

erica: did we? - we were horrid
much worse than fresh and wild staff

crispin: because well he looked EXACTLY like bob carolgees
EXACTLY
(had a similar mustache)

erica: lol - well imagine the reiki hawking lactose intolerant prick deserved to be ridiculed

crispin: YEH the cunt

erica: we were deffo nice to some customers
even esp nice to some...just to make the ones we were mean to realise that we hated them

crispin: our mates

erica: ...i was nice to erm...mr machiatto
and...cappucino croisant lesbian
and ....
that might have been it

crispin: i think it was

erica: I hated... chevre bouche salad man, croissant with lots of butter estate agent bitch, the most and hated serving the clepto mum erghghghghgh and the 'do you want to see my jewells' lady

crispin: we were kind of nice to 2 cappuccinos, almond croissant and a cinnamon swirl couple

erica: ohhh yeah - and their live at home son

crispin: omg jewels lady
"do i look nice today?"

erica: no
you look mental go away

crispin: lol
once amanda tried to throw her off by telling her she looked nice before she could ask
she said

i smell a bit though I haven't had a wash for days

erica: that time she made vanessa hold her rings and then said ' i just been for a smeer test' lolololol vanessa almost did a sick

crispin: oh YEAH LOL

erica: hahahaahaaa
we are mean - she was actually mental
not a cock like the rest of em

crispin: we wernt mean

erica: true - well not to their faces

crispin: jewels lady wouldn't have known if we were
she was too busy fretting about her care worker and landlord who were "shooting me all full of heroin and having sex with me"
heroin/ insulin

erica: with the amount of cake she ate she deffo had diabetes
though the pills she got out on the bus and was showing the lady in front of me were 'to stop her friend comming back'
'because they made her do bad things'

crispin: Hoot <3s mental poeoples