Drunk at work

So me and Dave and Mark went for a lunchtime meeting in the pub and it accidently lasted all afternoon - this is the messenger chat me and Dave had on our return to the office:

5:52 PM

Crispin: OMG OMG PMF

Dave: ROFLllllllll

Crispin: I am teh PISSED

Dave: due to beings the pissed i send no more email r do werk toda

Crispin: how long do we have to pretend to do work for?

Dave: 2 mins

Crispin: KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED I CAN SMELL THE BOOZE FROM HERE

Dave: hahahah
reallies?

Crispin: yes a real life true fact of 100%

Dave: right markets poorrrrter

Crispin: ok lets gooooooooo

Dave: lock and load

Crispin: wipe and walk