Girl on the Tube

 not done one of these for a while...

Dave: hmmm. there was an amazon girl on the tube last night. tall but big with an arse the size of the moon - strangely, i found myself appreciating it

Me: did she have a spear?

Dave: no but she kept prefixing everyhting she said with her name
"carol sit down"
"carol read paper"
etc

Me: ACTUAL LOL

Dave:"carol want both armrest"