Twix

Davey just bought me a Twix from the shop - when I opened it both fingers were stuck together as one big Twix. At first I thought they were having sex but Davey told me that actually they were brother and sister - and very special as it is a one in a million chance known by scientists as "Siamese Twix".

I would have took a picture of it but my camera is still shot and my tea was getting cold so I et the bastards.