Vimtotalnob

So i went for a meeting at Microsoft for them to tell us how fantasic that sharepoint thing is - snore. Their office is well funny - it is like Mr Spock's office in the dodgy 90's film of Brave new World' - the one with eybrow man out of the OC in it as Bernard Marx. There was even a big screen in the reception with the Speccy Fuhrer's latest speech on. Mark's tatoo of an apple with I<3 Steve Jobs written on it went red and dissapeared as we waited for our escorts.

All that is by the by - the thing this post is about happened on the train on the way back to London. Mark had a 'pressed grape and redcurrent juice' which we decided was just posh Vimto and that sparked a twitch in my head about the advert from donkey's years ago that went:

"Everyone's tried cola and orange but not everyone has tried Vimto"

I put it to Dave and Mark that this as the most rediculous bullshit I had ever got off the telly in my whole life - who the fuck has ever drank cola and orange? No one drinks that - no one. Then a wave of embarassment and relief kicked me in the balls as Dave pointed out that they meant cola and orange separately - not in the same galss. This has tormented me for at least 15 years but now my termoil had ended.

...though I was forced to admit that I had, susequent to viewing the advert tried coke and orange in the same glass to see what the fuss was about. It was rank - here is the ad off youtube if you don't know what the fuck I am on abuot:

What a bunch of cunts