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Today is brilliant - on the way to work the bus with loads of double seats that I was on caught up and overtook the crowded bus that I missed earlier. *All the passangers went berzerk and jeered at the other 76 as we passed, one pinstripe guy even did a moony at the other bus pressing his bum right up on the window* - (*marks points at which the lie starts and ends). That must have put the driver in a proper good mood because moments later he stopped the bus and reopened the doors for a lady who was running to the bus stop - unheard of.

I am experiencing such zealous optimism as to what other amazing stuff could happen today that it is giving me a half a one.

wow - now I am going to eat a banana starting from the middle like a monkey does.