The Lion

Submitted by crispi on Mon, 28/04/2008 - 16:21

Dear Janet

Our flat occupies less than 1000 square feet – this is insufficient space for you to fulfil your potential as a cat. Your cousin, The Lion, commands the entire savannah as his domain, in comparison you have some original solid wood flooring and a television. Take his lead and venture further afield than the sofa I am sure you would have fun once you were out there.

Love from

Crispin

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