Newspaper

Dear Janet

As you know you are just about my favourite thing on the planet and stroking you is right up there with ‘taking off in a plane’ and ‘laughing until a bit of sick comes up’ in my top ten things to do. However I would like to stress that I am quite capable of reading a newspaper and stroking you at the same time. If you want to sit on my lap that is absolutely fine, I can still read the paper if it is beside me on the chair, it only becomes difficult to multitask when you are between my eyes and the paper. There is no need to sulk or run off when I try to move the paper it is not a malicious act, I am merely trying to achieve a situation that benefits us all.

I do wish you would try and understand my point of view.

Love always

Crispin