the professionals

Working from home on as much as we do it is important that me and Dave are in constant contact throughout the day:

Crispin: morning darling-> I am working on the 3rd party video embed thing with FeedAPI
What are you up to today?

Dave: i'm just taking some cat poo to the vets

Crispin: oh how lovely
DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

Dave: Yeah but I need my hands to drive

Crispin: well make sure you put a bit of tissue between the poo and your mouth
and DRIVE CAREFULLY
dont go over any speed bumps to fast or you might bite it in half, swallow one bit and get the other all over your self and the car

Dave: There are three bits brb

Crispin: you are fucked