Flies

Dear Janet

Why don't you at least have a go at killing a fly? Yesterday i watched you for some time and drew the conclusion that it is beyond your capabilities to kill something just by glaring at it and changing the shape of your pupils. I would be grateful if you would put a lit;e more practice into this particular aspect of 'cat' or I might have to reconsider your position of executive in charge of executions (insect and rodent division).

Kind Regards

Crispin