Naughtiness

Submitted by crispi on Mon, 09/06/2008 - 09:41

Dear Janet

I would like to point out that sometimes when you think I am asleep I am not. I can clearly hear you getting up to all sorts of naughtiness such as eating my plants and using my speakers as scratching posts.

I have been compiling a dossier on your actions and we will discuss the ways in which you can recompense at a later date.

Regards

Crispin

P.S. I dread to think what you get up to when we are at work.

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Submitted by Tonios (not verified) on Fri, 18/09/2009 - 18:35.

Like this website but have no idea what's going on. some of what I read is in a West Country accent and some isn't. Does Crispin's flatmates exist? Do believe he has a sister though. Hope this appears if i press send. I am 47.

Submitted by crispi on Thu, 24/09/2009 - 23:18.

I talk sort of mix between estury english and east anglian - that's probably where you are picking up the westcountry - awl esseks aaacent is a bit like westcountry but with pronounced t's and we swallow different sounds > sadly it is a dying accent and dialect - see more here http://www.foxearth.org.uk/blog/2004/12/east-anglian-dialect.html

Wicker definately excists - you can hear her on our celebrity gossip podcast The Crescent as PROOF

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