The Law

Dear Janet

You are a cat. Cats catch mice. This is the law. Cats catch mice by chasing them around. They do not catch mice by staring at the cooker. I am considering buying some mice from the pet shop for training purposes. I thought we could drug them or get them drunk to slow them down a bit at first. I do have slight concerns as to the morality of buying pets to drug and kill, however people do buy mice and rats to feed to snakes and if I were a mouse I think I would rather die drunk than sober. I would like to here your views on the subject.

Love from Crispin