Sitting – (additional)

Dear Janet

Further to our discussion on inappropriate places to sit I would like to add newly washed clothes to the list.

While not directly hazardous to your safety in the same way as the toaster, the owner of the clothes may become upset and irrational and potentially violent on discovering his garments covered in cat hair.

Take special care over suits and shirts the evening preceding job interviews and weddings.

Lots of love

Crispin