Eyeball

Submitted by crispi on Thu, 27/11/2008 - 00:01

Dear Janit

Under no circumstances are you ever to lick my eyeball again. I admit that I may have encouraged you somewhat by continuing to pet you as you licked my face but I never expected you to actually lick my eyeball. It sent shivers down my spine as if a hundred people were scratching blackboards and now every time I close my right eye it appears to be raining. I hope to goodness there is no permanent damage or there will be hell to pay.

Love from Crispin

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Eyeballs

Submitted by Birdy_827 (not verified) on Thu, 27/11/2008 - 13:17.

Very nice.

I saw an Okapi lick it's own eyeball once - it was deeply impressive.

poison cat lick

Submitted by embo (not verified) on Thu, 27/11/2008 - 13:36.

i think you should count your blessings. there are some children in ethiopia that never get licked at all.

According to KNTV, eyeball

Submitted by Anon (not verified) on Thu, 27/11/2008 - 17:42.

According to KNTV, eyeball licking is only a fantasy, not a perversion.

My cat used to love eating

Submitted by Alex (not verified) on Thu, 27/11/2008 - 17:53.

My cat used to love eating earwax

Didn't a moth lick Adam's

Submitted by Karyn (not verified) on Thu, 27/11/2008 - 19:09.

Didn't a moth lick Adam's eyeball once?

Holiday

Submitted by Gonastabyainthecock (not verified) on Fri, 28/11/2008 - 11:51.

I would suggest you take a holiday young man. a nice refreshing break in teh lake district. a bit of hill walking, punting and some scones with clotted cream and jam will do you no end of good. I was tempted to rate this entry "Shit" just cause the option was so damn tempting! LOL, but I refrained!