chat tiem and dishwasher lore

Mark: wotcha

Crispin: hello duck

Mark:yo yo yo
wotcha up to?
anything new media tastic?

Crispin: oh you know
actually i am on the smeg dishwasher forum lol
trying to fix our dishwasher

Mark: hahahahahahah
i love you for admitting taht

Crispin: welcom to my amazing life

Mark: so amazing

Crispin: this is my fave bit of advixce so far:
open the door, switch it off, switch it on and immediately press the program button 4 times within 3 seconds.
wtf

Mark: does that give you unlimited ammo?

Crispin: properlol

Mark: or warp to the final level?

Crispin: ha

Mark: do you own it?

Crispin: nope

Mark: take a screwdriver to it and then call the landlord
he can get a cheap one in the sales

Crispin: yeh i tried that
she sent round 'tommy the sparky'
he said to be honest mate all i can do is confirm that it's recieving power
and it is
because this red light is flashin
cheers tommy
he is getting us a new hob in time for crispmas tho

Mark: bless
i do like your flat

Crispin: atm we have 2 settings
slighty warmer than the landlord's cold black heart
and
hotter and hotter and hotter

Mark: hah
do you want to see a really gay photo of me?

Crispin: one for grinder?

Mark: hah, no
from the office party

Crispin: yeh hit me

Mark: ok, but you can't send this on or ever use it against me
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Crispin: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mark: super agy
gay
and showing off my gut

Crispin: you are so hot right now

Mark: hahaha
working that look

Crispin: i just tried the mystic smeg dishwasher lore
didn't work

Mark: quick, add that one to wikipedia
like th elie that otis lifts have a secret button combo to express your way past other floors without stopping

Crispin: lol yeh thanks for the tip dave

Mark: Lies, all lies!