chat tiem and dishwasher lore
Crispin: hello duck
Mark:yo yo yo
wotcha up to?
anything new media tastic?
Crispin: oh you know
actually i am on the smeg dishwasher forum lol
trying to fix our dishwasher
i love you for admitting taht
Crispin: welcom to my amazing life
Mark: so amazing
Crispin: this is my fave bit of advixce so far:
open the door, switch it off, switch it on and immediately press the program button 4 times within 3 seconds.
Mark: does that give you unlimited ammo?
Mark: or warp to the final level?
Mark: do you own it?
Mark: take a screwdriver to it and then call the landlord
he can get a cheap one in the sales
Crispin: yeh i tried that
she sent round 'tommy the sparky'
he said to be honest mate all i can do is confirm that it's recieving power
and it is
because this red light is flashin
he is getting us a new hob in time for crispmas tho
i do like your flat
Crispin: atm we have 2 settings
slighty warmer than the landlord's cold black heart
hotter and hotter and hotter
do you want to see a really gay photo of me?
Crispin: one for grinder?
Mark: hah, no
from the office party
Crispin: yeh hit me
Mark: ok, but you can't send this on or ever use it against me
Mark: super agy
and showing off my gut
Crispin: you are so hot right now
working that look
Crispin: i just tried the mystic smeg dishwasher lore
Mark: quick, add that one to wikipedia
like th elie that otis lifts have a secret button combo to express your way past other floors without stopping
Crispin: lol yeh thanks for the tip dave
Mark: Lies, all lies!