Extreme Darts

Submitted by crispi on Fri, 16/01/2009 - 11:56

This was a messenger chat i had with Dave years ago before i started this blog and before cooked breakfast- at the time I was living in Chamonix in the French Alps working remotely doing video link meetings like i was from the future and Dave was in a busy open plan office in London (which is why we go to video and keep typing instead of speaking) - its quite a long one, like a little play...

Dave: YO SUCKA!

Crispin: hello twinkle

Dave: hows the video this week?
if I were you i would get on it

Crispin: HA
if I were you I would be a shit

Dave: do you fancy this flash design job 5-6 days?

Crispin: I am a bit snowed under at the mo

Dave: badum tish

Crispin: doing some work for my cousin

Dave: whats he got you up to?

Crispin: http://www.gallerymidnight.com
and he does a once a year london chamnix art show
try nick > http://www.nickhearne.co.uk/

Dave: found faces are ace

Dave: none of them are jesus though

Crispin: they are skills

Dave: idid you get wasted on saturday?

Crispin: oh yes - proper shitfaced - did you?

Dave: good man. i did too.
fortunately i behaved myself and was pleasant to all

Crispin: was having an argument with this extreme skier about how darts was just as good as skiing
and the commitment to the sport was eqal in both
he was having none of it and got in a strop

Dave: darts is better that skiing - no one ever had to invent "extreme darts" just to keep darts going

Crispin: ha ha wish i had thought of that
he would have cried

Dave: go back goback!

Crispin: I'll tell him next time i see him and i am pissed up and argumentative

Dave: wave your finger and call him "sonny"

Crispin: I promise x
oh btw I now have a super mid west hick moustache

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Crispin: can you see?

Dave: HAHAHAHA im your huckleberry
ILMER KILMER KILMER

Crispin: LOLZ

Dave: kilmer in "tombstone"

Crispin: I look like a pederast

Dave: you weasle tached varmint

Dave: do you have a spitoon?
i have a ukulele now

Crispin: for real?
ukes are brill

Dave: yep it was 99pondz and a burfday gift

Crispin: you can play any song in the world and it sounds the same

Dave: i can play foo fighters walking after you and somewhere ovber teh rainbow

Crispin: do they sound the same?

Dave: yes. they both sound shit.

Crispin: hahahahaha
look at me I am showing off

Dave: is that booze?

Crispin: yes
I love my job

Dave: move into the light for simon (hello) he wants to see le tache
cnutcnutcnutcnut

Crispin: the other day I went so fast on my board that my cheeks wobbled like roger moor on the giro thing in moonraker
I shat myself
Ihad to stop and have a little think about what i was doing

Dave: lower cheek wobble>?

Crispin: like this

Dave: really? properly assess the lunacy?

Crispin: yep
then i went out today with this french bloke paul
and he went loads faster than that

Dave: haha you have the gauntlet

Crispin: it is well frightening how fast you can go

Dave: how fast actually is it?

Crispin: if you are a mental up to...
15mph
lol
I dont know
faster than people ought to slide

Dave: 60 mph they reckon

Crispin: who reckons?

Dave: google

Crispin: the loony downhill skiers?

Dave: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=snowboarding+mph&sourceid=mozilla-searc...

Crispin: ha - i bet i was doing 25 tops

Dave: Already in 1981, Ski Cooper in Leadville, Colorado, saw the first snowboard contest. One year later, the first National Snowboard Championships were held in Suicide Six near Woodstock, Vermont. Downhill racers were timed at 60 mph.
FACEMELTING DUDE, YOU JUST GODDA LET GO AND BELEIVE

Crispin: hahahaha
At 154.17 MPH, Harry Egger holds the title as the world's fastest speed skier.
fucking hell

Dave: how - how much faster is skydiving?

Crispin: The terminal velocity of this skydiver is about 124 mph (200 kph)

Dave: "[Rodd] Millner
expects to fall at speeds up to 1800 km/h (1118 mph).
V A P O R I S E D

Crispin: what the fuck? is he dressed as a dart?

Dave: its an "extreme" dart

Crispin: we should be on tv

Dave: we are

Crispin: lol

Dave: I'm saving this

Crispin: me to

Crispin: bum I have to get ready to go out and get pissed now