December 2009

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We worrying about whether there will EVEN be gossip magazines next week > go on about the showcase we went to > and find out what celebrities are doing for Christmas and what they will be eating > in particular posh spice who apparently is havin a panic attack about it > Also in the news is > 5 sex dolls getting a christmas makeover > Cheryl and Dannii frock FACE OFF > Victoria Beckham and Kate Moss BATTLE IT OUT on a red carpet > celebrity heavy petting > WHO turned on WHO'S lights? > WE got no top tips but we did get some proper Proper funny problems in 'Ask Tracey' > FLUID COMES OUT (zomg) > and > THRUSTING technique > also we talkin about 3 legged dogs yep.

Playing out with Daddy by Winners

Contact the show? - no one does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org

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big daddy crispmis aint got nuffin on my selection

Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent

I go to yoga.

I loves it.

I go to yoga wearing a t shirt that says get bent or Ten Benson on it.

I listen to really heavy metal on the way there and back.

This is how worlds collide.

Pete says it's good because it is an hour and a half of enforced stretching and people really should be able to touch their toes.

Once someone actually farted but luckily Pete wasn't at that class so i just about contained myself to a massive grin and occasional sniggers instead of an out and out MEGALOL.

The thing that does my head in though - is the bit at the end where you have to do some relaxing > it's called Savasana - 'corpse pose' or more accurately - 'nap time'. You are suppoed to go super relaxed and feel your breath and not think about anyting - not think about anything? has she even SEEN Ghostbusters? wtf - Then the worst part is when she says you have to surrender your body to the mat - then I'm gone > all I can think about then is that dick who went to live with bears in Canada and they ate him. This is because he filmed it all on his camcorder so there is a video of him being et up by a fucking bear, video evidence of him at the point where human beings accept death and surrender themselves, a video of him totally calm being munched up by a bear while his bird runs around screaming throwing frying pans and shit at it. And this is what i think about when i am not supposed to be thinking about stuff during Savasana - that and Ghostbusters.

this is not a video of the man being eaten by the bear - it is a video of how to do nap time > it is not just lying down OK?

I go to yoga in Stoke Newington - famous for rich pretend hippies with idiot hobbies like yoghurt weaving - My sister also lives in Stoke Newington and she has a wheat allergy - a real one, she didn't contract it from living in stoke Newington too long or going to Fresh and Wild too often - she is allergic in real life, it means she has a genuine physical allergic reaction to wheat - not that 'it makes her feel a bit bloated' - I would like to make that perfectly clear before I share this messenger conversation with you:

Crispin: OK I will come round yours after I been to yogabobs
Erica: can you bring gluten free plain flour if you have any
f&W had sold out
Crispin: ok
Crispin: ohoho lol i have to take it to yoga
might make a big fuss so everyone can see what it is
Erica: yep - they will think you are showing off lol
Crispin: OH I'LL JUST POP MY GLUTEN FREE FLOUR OVER HERE
Erica: haha
Crispin: NOW WHERE IS MY TRAIL MIX?
I PREFER IT TO REAL SWEETS YOU KNOW
SO DO MY KIDS
Erica: earth and twig
Crispin: L
O
L
...they are very advanced you know
probably because i don't have a telly
THAT'S RIGHT
NO TELLY

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A friend of mine said recently that yoga classes were supposed to be good places to find potential boyfriends - I said well I guess I just pissed all over that theory...