Well whaddaya know? Two Egg related chats today - one with Annabel one with Erica -both about eggs.
First one is about how to perfectly poach an egg after Annabel showin off like nobody's business on twitter a couple days back > http://twitpic.com/11y5hl
Crispin: hey egg witch
tell me your secrets
i want to poach an egg
Annabel: k
but i might have to kill you after
Crispin: ok deal
Annabel: poached egg last supper - woot
Crispin: lol
Annabel: k so it's get the water boiling to a 'rolling boil'
i know the technical terms and everything
Crispin: this bread is my body and this wine is my blood
~ hey JC what's teh egg?
umm
Annabel: hahaha
Crispin: that's my umm\
the egg is, like... my dog?
- ok right rolling boil
i am there
Annabel: add vinegar
Crispin: zomg
how much
Annabel: errr
like enough
jeez you measurements
Crispin: ok tell me in blubs
Annabel: there's a 'want' missing in that line somewhere
a 'glug'
how's that
Crispin: ok a glug yep
Annabel: break egg into a cup
Crispin: i hve the purfect one
it is a pink barbie one
Annabel: i've heard that poached eggs excel in barbie cups
oooh you need a stopwatchy thing
Crispin: ok i got my phone
Annabel: this is the science
ok so all in go - you want to swirly swirly the water
drop egg in and carry on swirly swirlying all at same time
and leave it for 2mins precisely
Crispin: ok safe here i go
one more thing
clockwise / anti cockwise
Annabel: lolz
hang on i have to air swirly
hmm i go anti
Crispin: aces
- - - -
Crispin: that's amazin
http://img390.yfrog.com/i/n04q.jpg/
so i think i might put this on me blog
you are going to have to kill me anyway
sheep as a lamb and all that
>>>> moments later~ more egg related IM chat...
Erica: last night i was having a dream and then in my dream suddenly i was frying an egg but then i felt sick and woke up
IRL pete had done a really smelly guff
so bad it woke me up
Crispin: lol
