April 2010

How to find out if you've got a baggy fanny

Submitted by crispi on Fri, 30/04/2010 - 11:09

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Wicker is drunk crispin is sober and the rain is really loud in the background - it doesn't go very well but we muscle on through > Dappy out of ndubz thoughts on meow meow > Jordan's marriage PANIC > I went speed dating with my DEAD gran > Charl cant cope with all the pressure > I breast fed my dad > Sock mad SEX > LOVE RAT exclusive > IS Kerry turning into Jordan? > Eric the vampire has a girlfriend > WHO likes to put mini eggs up lady's front bottoms? > AND > confident Tracey tells us how to find out if you got a baggy fanny. Happy Bank Holiday x

playing out with 'Punk Spirit' by Wave Machines

Any man who would be a knight and follow a king FOLLOW ME

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WTOAL = welcome to our amazing lives

Submitted by crispi on Fri, 23/04/2010 - 09:40

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Welcome back to our amazing lives > we have untold magazines this week - like 5 or something > Katie new week new turmoil > Belly off JORDAN > Kerty Katona HITS BACK at the welfare people accusing her of being a bad mum > some of them are all thin again > some of them are ORANGE > Britney gets her bruises out > Drunken shaved chest anecdote > Wicker is going to hell> AND > THIS IS WHY I LOVE OK.

Plays out with HEALTH again - this tune is called 'Eat Flesh'

The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughtta.

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Celebs, gossip, and a Juvenile Restraining Order

Submitted by crispi on Sun, 18/04/2010 - 10:47

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What news of the front > Posh's baby Agony / showdown > David beckham trod in a poo > Charlotte Church SMOKES FAGS > Kelly Osbourne had an Easter egg hunt was NOT as good as our one > Jim Carey's twitter break up > Carol McGiffen has NEVER met Bananarama > Lady Gaga's rubbish super power > some boys go soft > LIpstick SEX games > REAL life vampire fed up with Twilight fans....

Playing out with Andrew WK's 'My Destiny' - a track he wrote when he was 17 taht got him a Juvenile Restraining Order - full story here:

www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/apr/07/andrew-wk-juvenile-restraining-order

In the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey x

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Celebrity Gossip Gone Wrong Anniversary Podcast

Submitted by crispi on Fri, 09/04/2010 - 15:14

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OOF > celebrity gossip is well boring > peoples sexy problems however are funny as tits > Hannah Waterman's face contains 6 spanners > Sarah Harding eats charcoal and does funny poos as a result > Pregnant Danielle is so done in by her preggo body that she called an exclusive bikini photoshoot with Closer > LI-LO with TALC on her shoes > F-cup moobs > Diversity DANCE diet > Russel and Katey ON THE ROCKS > but serious, this week it is all about the sexeh problims > FLESHLIGHT (zomg) > need I say more?

Playing out with some HEAVY METAL > Dead Man's Root - 'Indie Fags Fuck Off'

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Area 51 Space Alien Celebrity Gossip

Submitted by crispi on Thu, 01/04/2010 - 16:21

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AND WE'RE BACK > well i am - wicker didn't leave - but WE are back *in full effect* and I don't need to go on holiday for a while > IN the show > gestation periods of the celebrity wimins > meow meow discussed (probly a bit much) but we do love to goat a media moral panic as we both have been 'students of the media' (oh yes) > I can't find my tourettes thing > Kelly Osbourne's noo 'mazin hair do > ...and ...you know, the usual - some people are fat - some people are thin > all that shit > OH OH OH > Tyrannasaurus rex dildo from Julie Peasgood (believe) > BBC health and safety DYNAMITE sex tip > AND > Janit has A FAN *AND*is on the podcast saying MEOW.

PLaying out with 'Gotta have a lotta love' by Royal Hunt of the Sun.

P.S. Wickers new phone keeps goin off and interfering with the sound - I will make her apologise for that next week - you can be sure..

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