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Wicker went to a gig and saw real life famous people and cant stop going on about it so this episode is a little bit longer than we had intended > in celeb werld > WAGS in World of Warcraft BATTLE > Victoria Beckham having fourth boob implanted > Amy Wineclaart diet SECRRITS > Colleen's 'mazin jewelery at Argos > Banged up over a biscuit and a tart > my thong split my bum > EYEBALLING spirits is the latest party craze > EWAG - explained > SO many brilliant sex problems and advice I can't even begin to tell you about it.

Wicker wears animal hood thing by Stephanie Taskforce

Playing out with Pavement - 'Two States'.

...Did you know that Billy Ocean is not American and is called Billy Ocean because he grew up on the Ocean estate in Stepney? - I did't until about half eleven last night.

AND > please remember the game that no one will play is - when you see a famous: tweet it and tag it with #icfp (I see famous people) so I can find it and read it out ...

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Kerry's not a fat junkie ANY MORE now she is wholesome and beautiful and photoshopped to within an inch of her life > Katie Price talks MISCARRIAGE (again) > Katie, Kerry and Peter tell us the policies they would have if they were Potential Parliamentary Candidates instead of professional vacuous attention sluts > Cheryl Cole admits to being 'well skanky' > Club names of Essex > Jake cleared of rape *HOORAY* > Simply Red are to fuck off at long last > Gok Wan wet hisself in his car > Parties of the celebbos > sex problems and all that - you know the score...

playing out with 'Love Reaction' by Little London

Get out of my dreams, get into my car.

AND > teh new game that no one will play is - when you see a famous tweet and tag it with #icfp (I see famous people) so I can find it and read it out ...

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Wicker is drunk crispin is sober and the rain is really loud in the background  - it doesn't go very well but we muscle on through > Dappy out of ndubz thoughts on meow meow > Jordan's marriage PANIC > I went speed dating with my DEAD gran > Charl cant cope with all the pressure > I breast fed my dad > Sock mad SEX > LOVE RAT exclusive > IS Kerry turning into Jordan? > Eric the vampire has a girlfriend > WHO likes to put mini eggs up lady's front bottoms? > AND > confident Tracey tells us how to find out if you got a baggy fanny. Happy Bank Holiday x

playing out with 'Punk Spirit' by Wave Machines

Any man who would be a knight and follow a king FOLLOW ME

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Welcome back to our amazing lives > we have untold magazines this week - like 5 or something > Katie new week new turmoil > Belly off JORDAN > Kerty Katona HITS BACK at the welfare people accusing her of being a bad mum > some of them are all thin again > some of them are ORANGE > Britney gets her bruises out > Drunken shaved chest anecdote > Wicker is going to hell> AND > THIS IS WHY I LOVE OK.

Plays out with HEALTH again - this tune is called 'Eat Flesh'

The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughtta.

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What news of the front > Posh's baby Agony / showdown > David beckham trod in a poo > Charlotte Church SMOKES FAGS > Kelly Osbourne had an Easter egg hunt was NOT as good as our one > Jim Carey's twitter break up > Carol McGiffen has NEVER met Bananarama > Lady Gaga's rubbish super power > some boys go soft > LIpstick SEX games > REAL life vampire fed up with Twilight fans....

Playing out with Andrew WK's 'My Destiny' - a track he wrote when he was 17 taht got him a Juvenile Restraining Order - full story here:

www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/apr/07/andrew-wk-juvenile-restraining-order

In the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey x

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OOF > celebrity gossip is well boring > peoples sexy problems however are funny as tits > Hannah Waterman's face contains 6 spanners > Sarah Harding eats charcoal and does funny poos as a result > Pregnant Danielle is so done in by her preggo body that she called an exclusive bikini photoshoot with Closer > LI-LO with TALC on her shoes > F-cup moobs > Diversity DANCE diet > Russel and Katey ON THE ROCKS > but serious, this week it is all about the sexeh problims > FLESHLIGHT (zomg) > need I say more?

Playing out with some HEAVY METAL > Dead Man's Root - 'Indie Fags Fuck Off'

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AND WE'RE BACK > well i am - wicker didn't leave - but WE are back *in full effect* and I don't need to go on holiday for a while > IN the show > gestation periods of the celebrity wimins > meow meow discussed (probly a bit much) but we do love to goat a media moral panic as we both have been 'students of the media' (oh yes) > I can't find my tourettes thing > Kelly Osbourne's noo 'mazin hair do > ...and ...you know, the usual - some people are fat - some people are thin > all that shit > OH OH OH > Tyrannasaurus rex dildo from Julie Peasgood (believe) > BBC health and safety DYNAMITE sex tip > AND > Janit has A FAN *AND*is on the podcast saying MEOW.

PLaying out with 'Gotta have a lotta love' by Royal Hunt of the Sun.

P.S. Wickers new phone keeps goin off and interfering with the sound - I will make her apologise for that next week - you can be sure..

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Back once again for the renegade master/ default damager/ gossip for the people > IN THE NEWS > Kelly Wotsit with the big tits and Jason Status meet up for a coffee *ZOMG* > Kerry has a little cry about something or other - apparently this is her LAST CHANCE > some incredibly chavvy top tips > As I type this Wicker's mum is round leafing through a copy of love it that i am frightened might be adorned with 'show notes' *GLURK* > errrm - tbh I think we kind of ran out of steam about 1/2 way through so I wont hold it against you if you skip bits.

Having said that if you skip - skip to the end bcs we play out with a great band from Southend - Beat Glider - choon is called 'LIghts on the water'.

oh - no podcast next week because i have to go to the mountains again - back in two weeks - toodle-pip

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We almost DIED because we couldn't make the mic work but then we phoned Duncan and he told us to switch the phantom power back on on the sound-card and then it worked... IN THE NEWS > Cheryl learns how she could have been a better WAG > Kelly Osbourne STILL boring everyone with her weight loss > Alex is FAT > Ashley Cole talking to HIS COCK > WIcker's been waking listeners up with her singing > A woman breast feeding her 14 YO son > Leona lewis' My Little Pony tattoo > Vannessa Feltz *projecting* (a little bit maybe?) in her problem solutions > SCARY ORGASM FACES > toys in bed during sex (but not the sort you think).

...AND I've got some new pants

CHOOOON to play out with this week - 'Sickly Child' by Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - we love it

OH and FYI - no podcast next week because I am on me holidays...

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Yes THAT'S RIGHT - it is Wicker's Birthday and seeing as it is 11 in the morning we are stone cold sober for once.  We have been away for a week and ALL HELL has broken loose in the werld of celeb goss > Kerry has broken up with Mark (ZOMG) > Cheryl and Ashley at BREAKING POINT (ZOMG) > Simon Cowell IN LOVE > ALSO > Kate Garraway's AMAZING weight loss > Pamala Anderson's GUNT > Some one having sex with their REAL LIFE Grandad > phone sex tips > AND > PEOPLE HAVE CONTACTED THE SHOW  > all dem sexeh problims and tin g etc etc.

OH AND > we are IN A MAGAZINE. ...

just sayin

Playing out with 'You can do athletics btw' by - We are THE PHYSICS

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