cab

I crashed my bike, again.
his fault though, not mine ~ Mr Cab Driver wa snot paying attention
He turned right accross my path without even indicating and i smashed into his cabs arse and did a big spazzy fall into the middle of the road
I jump up pumped up with adrenalin but, as I am a gentleman who never loses his cool or his temper, I brush my self down and stroll up the road to chat to this fellow about road safety and recompense.

...or in real life