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Play > The Crescent - Episode 38 (mp3)

Download > The Crescent - Episode 38 (mp3)

What did we learn today? We leaned that MEESHA Barton is not fucked off her head at the minute so was sober enough for an entire OK photoshoot > Cheryl's Christmas quicky w Ashley > On the fist day of Christmas my true love said to me - "Get out - you're a swinger" > POSH's BUNIONS puke > Danny Dyer chatin on the ol' dog 'n' bone in So Ho innit > Wicker seen Trigger out of/ off of Only Fools and Horses IRL looking at ART > Jesus is a DJ > Brittany Murphy's got a new funny face > Sugababes rejuvinated slag off the one what left for like 4 pages > AC SLATER from Saved by the Bell opens a toilet in NYC > SEX TIP - sexy secret santa - what the flucking fiuck? how is that ever going to work? > office Christmas do advice BULLSHIT > Kerry not on any drugs or drinking - now she goes to bed at 8pm (or something). - oooh > the bog roll on the shelf behind us is a nice look innit?

Playing out with '4 minute warning' by Portasound

Contact the show? - no one does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org

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Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent

PS Red Rose comedy club this week is > ANDREW O'NEIL, TONY LAW, PRINCE ABDI, ANDREW WALLACE MC: Mike O'Donovan event details here

Play > The Crescent - Episode 34 (mp3)

Download > The Crescent - Episode 34 (mp3)

This week i got OK magazine - it is proper posh and well high brow > Wicker goes all showbiz and is WELL lezzy for Liz Herley > Co-leen eventually popped her sprog > clap clap ten points > there seems to be some confusion as to whether or not she is in a rush to lose her baby weight though > Peter Andre standing next to a lady made of dough > We reveal what celebrites are FRIGHTFUL commoners > celeb diets of Dannii Minge and Jackie Collins COMPARED > Kerry Katona free fat fucking - iknowrightwhat? > Jordan's illustrated suicide advice > AND > Shine up marble worktops with WHAT? Check out Carly's top tips to find out - I swear to fucking god you will never never guess...

I fucked up the song at the end a bit but then sorted it out > playing out w 'Traynor' by Dinosaur Pile up.

OH fyi > all the fucking cool people are going to this on Thursday > Brain Drain at the Old Blue Last in Shorditch > secret code to get on the cheap list at the end of the podcast. Go to tinyurl.com/ilovejedward for more details.

...and here is what is on at the Red Rose Comedy club on Saturday (if you don't like Xfactor)

ALISTAIR BARRIE, PIPPA EVANS, GEORGE RYEGOLD, DOC BROWN, mc: Mike O'Donovan  

To be on it / in it next week > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org

Rules are on the fridge Lily Allen

Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent

This just in from a chat with nick...

N-D066: last night I had a dream where I turned up to a party and Russell Brand was bumming you
ha ha ha ha ha

Crispin: oh
nice
lol

N-D066: Its Ok he was trying to bum everyone in the party

Crispin: but i was the only slut
sigh
story of my life

N-D066: Hes a bumaholic
No you were the entree
He was bumming other people later on
too
Disgusting!

Crispin: this is doing little for my self esteem issues

N-D066: If it makes you feel any better he had a ridiculously huge cock!
Maybe its a premonition about Glastonbury and your celeb quest

Crispin: yuk
i am only going gay 4 celeb if i get to be the postman

N-D066: With Boots Electric or Baby Duck. I think there is a rainbow pass for those guys that you can sex them up and it isnt gay!

Crispin: hahah rainbow pass
i did an office lol

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