celebrity gossip

Right so where HAS all my shit gone and why haven't I posted anything for weeks and weeks? Well my lovlies ~ in short it was all gettin much here so I split it all up to three sites - then i neglected ol sink the rock because of having two new sites to play with - which are:

The Crescent - has moved to http://www.CelebrityGossipPodcast.com so it has it's own proper site and isn't getting in the way of my other bullshit and making me look bad when the 6 latest posts are not from my blog. Also I hilariously lost almost all of our four thousand subscribers by moving teh feed address - lucky for us we couldn't give a shit and we just pretend we still have loads of subscribers so our vanity does not suffer and we can keep showing off like nobodies business...

Dear Janit - Janit now has her own site as well where I am rewriting the letters one by one so they don't have spelling mistakes and the grammar is ever so slightly a little bit less wrong. Every letter is illustrated by my sister now as well so it actually looks liek a proper blog - MEOW

Sink the Rock - remains the worst blog ever with no clear direction or coherent focus, low readership, questionable taste and less than frequent updates.

Thank you for your fucking time x x

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Wicker went to a gig and saw real life famous people and cant stop going on about it so this episode is a little bit longer than we had intended > in celeb werld > WAGS in World of Warcraft BATTLE > Victoria Beckham having fourth boob implanted > Amy Wineclaart diet SECRRITS > Colleen's 'mazin jewelery at Argos > Banged up over a biscuit and a tart > my thong split my bum > EYEBALLING spirits is the latest party craze > EWAG - explained > SO many brilliant sex problems and advice I can't even begin to tell you about it.

Wicker wears animal hood thing by Stephanie Taskforce

Playing out with Pavement - 'Two States'.

...Did you know that Billy Ocean is not American and is called Billy Ocean because he grew up on the Ocean estate in Stepney? - I did't until about half eleven last night.

AND > please remember the game that no one will play is - when you see a famous: tweet it and tag it with #icfp (I see famous people) so I can find it and read it out ...

Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > message us up to be on next week > Myspace / Facebook / Twitter: @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo

The Crescent - www.CelebrityGossipPodcast.com

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What news of the front > Posh's baby Agony / showdown > David beckham trod in a poo > Charlotte Church SMOKES FAGS > Kelly Osbourne had an Easter egg hunt was NOT as good as our one > Jim Carey's twitter break up > Carol McGiffen has NEVER met Bananarama > Lady Gaga's rubbish super power > some boys go soft > LIpstick SEX games > REAL life vampire fed up with Twilight fans....

Playing out with Andrew WK's 'My Destiny' - a track he wrote when he was 17 taht got him a Juvenile Restraining Order - full story here:

www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/apr/07/andrew-wk-juvenile-restraining-order

In the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey x

Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > message us up to be on next week > Myspace / Facebook / Twitter: @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo

The Crescent - www.CelebrityGossipPodcast.com

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AND WE'RE BACK > well i am - wicker didn't leave - but WE are back *in full effect* and I don't need to go on holiday for a while > IN the show > gestation periods of the celebrity wimins > meow meow discussed (probly a bit much) but we do love to goat a media moral panic as we both have been 'students of the media' (oh yes) > I can't find my tourettes thing > Kelly Osbourne's noo 'mazin hair do > ...and ...you know, the usual - some people are fat - some people are thin > all that shit > OH OH OH > Tyrannasaurus rex dildo from Julie Peasgood (believe) > BBC health and safety DYNAMITE sex tip > AND > Janit has A FAN *AND*is on the podcast saying MEOW.

PLaying out with 'Gotta have a lotta love' by Royal Hunt of the Sun.

P.S. Wickers new phone keeps goin off and interfering with the sound - I will make her apologise for that next week - you can be sure..

Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > message us up to be on next week > Myspace / Facebook / Twitter: @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo

The Crescent - www.CelebrityGossipPodcast.com