Cheryl Cole

ooooh would you look at that > that is what 6 months worth of gossip magazines looks like when you remember to put them out for recycling > and this is what one weeks worth of celebrity gossip magazines sounds like as a sarcastic digest.

Play > The Crescent - Episode 35 (mp3)

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THIS WEEK > we are late because it was my birthfday and consequently I have a terrible hangover > Wicker however is PUMPED > Claire from steps is all fat and pregnant > I'm still a celebrity in my head get me back on TV > Cheryl and Ashley to break up after christmas but before new year > THE EYES  THE EYES - they can't take any more make-up > real life > Baloon fetish explained (thanks Julie) > AND > Bob from twin peaks lives with 2 real dolls > mazin top tips and Dynamite SEX.

playing out to Everybody Knows by Hyacinth Girl - full choon too not just PRS bitches 30 seconds

I looked at teh download map > We have 7 listeners in Bicester and 55 in Bejing - who are ya? ... give us a wave?

To be on it / in it next week > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org

You've let me down, you've let your mother down, and you've let yoursef down x

Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent

Joining us in our amazing lives this week is Jim Fleeting > we gasbagging all about X Factor, Dynamite SEX, Drugs and birthdays > ALSO > Cheryl FIGHTS for marriage as we reveal what the three little words are on the front of her Album > Amy Whineclaart's NEW BIG TITS >  DAN-YLE starting on the Essex (god help him) > Fatterly Cassidy Happily Snackerly > REAL ACTUAL celeb story from Jim about Ulrika Johnson > YOU are the disablist one NOT ME > AND > Drugs ATE someone's face (don't worry they not famous person)...

I remembered to cue up a song this week as well - playing out w 'Animal Lover' by Hemme Fatale > only 30 seconds tho or the PRS motherfuckers will be on our case.

OH OH OH > here is the picture of Jordan's street wee puddle of piss that I refer to about 10 minutes in:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4458661&id=701205294

...and here is what is on at the Red Rose Comedy club this week:

DAVE THOMPSON, PAUL KERENSA, YIANNI AGISILAOU, mc: Mike O'Donovan 

To be on it / in it next week > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org

TTFN you beautiful, beautiful bastards x x x

Play > The Crescent - Episode 33 (mp3)

Download > The Crescent - Episode 33 (mp3)

Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent