so this is an email exchange between me and my top showbiz buddy Nikesh 'Yamboy' Shukla (also of Geekpie fame) - I have posted it as it is a social commetary of worth ~ and it has the word cunt in it a lot:
Subject: did you see me?
Nikesh: I ran past you twice in hoxton square yesterday (was with my running club) and couldn't get your attention.
Crispin: haha no mate sorry - were you too puffed out to shout?
- i was probs being enthralled by all the MAGA ART types with all their big moustaches and their hair combed forwards and their wearing of their mum's old blouses as jackets - my favourite one was dressed like jeremy beadle disgiused as a ski instructer from 1982. did you see them?
Nikesh: it was a calcutta black hole of cunts... they were all jeering at us as we ran past and i thought, 'i may be wearing lycra but you look like a cunt.'
What was it? There always seem to be a party on tuesday there. We have the same experience as we all start with a warmup run around hoxton sq.
Crispin: it was the opening of the new show at the white cube > it is always a bit cunty at the openings, well only slightly more cunty than poxton sq is usually I spose, but that one was one of the cuntiest that i have attended - are you going to stag and dagger tonight? i expect that will be a bit of a cuntfest as well...
Nikesh: no- no one on the bill i'm desperate to see or couldn't see every other week in hoxbitch anyway.
plus i gots a book to rewrite!
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Interestingly > cunt, cunts, cunty and cuntiest came up in spell check but cuntfest did not.
- now back to work you cunts x
