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Back once again for the renegade master/ default damager/ gossip for the people > IN THE NEWS > Kelly Wotsit with the big tits and Jason Status meet up for a coffee *ZOMG* > Kerry has a little cry about something or other - apparently this is her LAST CHANCE > some incredibly chavvy top tips > As I type this Wicker's mum is round leafing through a copy of love it that i am frightened might be adorned with 'show notes' *GLURK* > errrm - tbh I think we kind of ran out of steam about 1/2 way through so I wont hold it against you if you skip bits.

Having said that if you skip - skip to the end bcs we play out with a great band from Southend - Beat Glider - choon is called 'LIghts on the water'.

oh - no podcast next week because i have to go to the mountains again - back in two weeks - toodle-pip

Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > message us up to be on next week > Myspace / Facebook / Twitter: @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo

The Crescent - www.CelebrityGossipPodcast.com

Play > The Crescent - Episode 37 (mp3)

Download > The Crescent - Episode 37 (mp3)

What news of celebrity gossips? well now sit down and behave and Daddy will tell you all about it > FERN IS ON DRUGS - and we checkin out her fetching leather gastric band > Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston are having it off apaerntly REVEAL has some indisputable evidence > Jedward's telepathic powers OMFG > Cherys Cole's tour of US supermarkets > would would woudl woudl > is it REALLY a global smash? reallyreallyreally? > unconvincing transexual update > We FIND OUT what Vannesa Feltz gets up to in a power cut (OMFGYOUWON'TBELIEVEIT) > Dave at work ate a burrito that was the size of a human stomach > AND > Worst dynamite sex tip so far - SEXY Christmas Cracker...

> Playing out with 'Don't say fuck' by Electric Eel Shock

Contact the show? - no one does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org

should have posted this last week really >

Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent

Play > The Crescent - Episode 34 (mp3)

Download > The Crescent - Episode 34 (mp3)

This week i got OK magazine - it is proper posh and well high brow > Wicker goes all showbiz and is WELL lezzy for Liz Herley > Co-leen eventually popped her sprog > clap clap ten points > there seems to be some confusion as to whether or not she is in a rush to lose her baby weight though > Peter Andre standing next to a lady made of dough > We reveal what celebrites are FRIGHTFUL commoners > celeb diets of Dannii Minge and Jackie Collins COMPARED > Kerry Katona free fat fucking - iknowrightwhat? > Jordan's illustrated suicide advice > AND > Shine up marble worktops with WHAT? Check out Carly's top tips to find out - I swear to fucking god you will never never guess...

I fucked up the song at the end a bit but then sorted it out > playing out w 'Traynor' by Dinosaur Pile up.

OH fyi > all the fucking cool people are going to this on Thursday > Brain Drain at the Old Blue Last in Shorditch > secret code to get on the cheap list at the end of the podcast. Go to tinyurl.com/ilovejedward for more details.

...and here is what is on at the Red Rose Comedy club on Saturday (if you don't like Xfactor)

ALISTAIR BARRIE, PIPPA EVANS, GEORGE RYEGOLD, DOC BROWN, mc: Mike O'Donovan  

To be on it / in it next week > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org

Rules are on the fridge Lily Allen

Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent

I asked Tom to get me a gossip magazine to read - he got me *Love It magazine* it was brilliant but not really a gossip mag, most of it was 'real life stories' about (and graphic pictures of) woeful fat bags with deep self esteem issues and horrific scars* life partners* health conditions* > (*delete as approriate). Best story was of this bird who was about to get married to the love of her life but a week before the wedding she finds him in bed with his mate the head usher and they are bumming. She says: