So > Corpsey is moving out of the house I used to live in and so Pete, Wildo and my lil sister, Erica are doing shallow grave style interviews for a new flat mate. This process is being referred to as 'Britain's got Corpsey' by Wildo and the interviews start tomorrrow night.
This just in on G chat with Erica >>
Erica: lols
Crispin: wha?
Erica: a mega hot girl has asked to look round - she is a model / actress
Crispin: ace
PICK HER
Erica: wanna come round and watch pete and matt go all red and quiet while i show her round
Crispin: YES
when?
i will just 'pop by'
like we live in a sit com
Erica: ok - here is her actress profile thing http://www.starnow.com/###########
StarNow.com - ##########
Source: www.starnow.com
Crispin: when i come in the door pls can you trigger the sound of an audience clapping like in happy days
Erica: ok
Crispin: shall i come round dressed as fonzy or in normal clothes?
Erica: haha - right i bes email her to get her round
Crispin: crumbs >>
she has 'recently decided to try and explore all aspects of life'
is that code for 'I am a total dirt bird'?
Erica: crumbs i don't know - maybe
you can ask her
Crispin: you should make that one of your questions
oooh ooooh oooh
maybe i can come round and do a special guest question
pleeeeeeeeeeeease
Erica: we will leave the front window open and you can just lean in and ask it
Crispin: YEAH like in 70's saturday night live
the window will open and i will just start laughing
because I have forget my line AND - BECAUSE - I - AM - SOOOO - FUNNNEEEE
Erica: right i'll log back in now
Crispin: to what?
