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Kerry's not a fat junkie ANY MORE now she is wholesome and beautiful and photoshopped to within an inch of her life > Katie Price talks MISCARRIAGE (again) > Katie, Kerry and Peter tell us the policies they would have if they were Potential Parliamentary Candidates instead of professional vacuous attention sluts > Cheryl Cole admits to being 'well skanky' > Club names of Essex > Jake cleared of rape *HOORAY* > Simply Red are to fuck off at long last > Gok Wan wet hisself in his car > Parties of the celebbos > sex problems and all that - you know the score...

playing out with 'Love Reaction' by Little London

Get out of my dreams, get into my car.

AND > teh new game that no one will play is - when you see a famous tweet and tag it with #icfp (I see famous people) so I can find it and read it out ...

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Back once again for the renegade master/ default damager/ gossip for the people > IN THE NEWS > Kelly Wotsit with the big tits and Jason Status meet up for a coffee *ZOMG* > Kerry has a little cry about something or other - apparently this is her LAST CHANCE > some incredibly chavvy top tips > As I type this Wicker's mum is round leafing through a copy of love it that i am frightened might be adorned with 'show notes' *GLURK* > errrm - tbh I think we kind of ran out of steam about 1/2 way through so I wont hold it against you if you skip bits.

Having said that if you skip - skip to the end bcs we play out with a great band from Southend - Beat Glider - choon is called 'LIghts on the water'.

oh - no podcast next week because i have to go to the mountains again - back in two weeks - toodle-pip

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Yes THAT'S RIGHT - it is Wicker's Birthday and seeing as it is 11 in the morning we are stone cold sober for once.  We have been away for a week and ALL HELL has broken loose in the werld of celeb goss > Kerry has broken up with Mark (ZOMG) > Cheryl and Ashley at BREAKING POINT (ZOMG) > Simon Cowell IN LOVE > ALSO > Kate Garraway's AMAZING weight loss > Pamala Anderson's GUNT > Some one having sex with their REAL LIFE Grandad > phone sex tips > AND > PEOPLE HAVE CONTACTED THE SHOW  > all dem sexeh problims and tin g etc etc.

OH AND > we are IN A MAGAZINE. ...

just sayin

Playing out with 'You can do athletics btw' by - We are THE PHYSICS

Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > message us up to be on next week > Myspace / Facebook / Twitter: @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo

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