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Dear Janit

Under no circumstances are you ever to lick my eyeball again. I admit that I may have encouraged you somewhat by continuing to pet you as you licked my face but I never expected you to actually lick my eyeball. It sent shivers down my spine as if a hundred people were scratching blackboards and now every time I close my right eye it appears to be raining. I hope to goodness there is no permanent damage or there will be hell to pay.

Love from Crispin