I asked Tom to get me a gossip magazine to read - he got me *Love It magazine* it was brilliant but not really a gossip mag, most of it was 'real life stories' about (and graphic pictures of) woeful fat bags with deep self esteem issues and horrific scars* life partners* health conditions* > (*delete as approriate). Best story was of this bird who was about to get married to the love of her life but a week before the wedding she finds him in bed with his mate the head usher and they are bumming. She says: