celebz celebz celebz > THIS WEEK > Katie Price divorce party bore > Peter Andre = living joke > Jamie hince fancy dress FAIL > we remind ourselves and you that Take That are now and were always, total shit > and try and remember if any of them are gay > Breaking news from GossipFeast and twitter via @celebwhisperer and @CelebrityDB > Simon Cowel explains a VAGINA to his mum > Relationship advice from Jordan (lol) > Nicole Ritchy rear ended > OMG Jennifer Ellison's GIANT SIZED TITS - terrifying > Top Tips > Dynamite sex > and an interesting theory on the common refraction of light into the visible spectrum from the 'Angel Whisperer'.
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in our AMAZIN celebrity gossip podcast this week we are fucking with your minds > we did the podacast in the MORNING > usual Kater and peatee shit - they arguing about who is still in love with who now - THE COCKS > Micha Barton w. Canadian tux and Croyden facelift > Some them bitches all specially thin for London fashion week > Kimberly Walsh big curvy FACE > Amy Wineclaart's SICK faith healer weirdo Dr. Creepyhands > 2 in the goo one in the poo > £80 a week COKE HABIT > A well fat SEX kitten in lacey underwear > AND > A lady with a 20 STONE BUM > could you ask for more? could you? really? really really really?