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Right so where HAS all my shit gone and why haven't I posted anything for weeks and weeks? Well my lovlies ~ in short it was all gettin much here so I split it all up to three sites - then i neglected ol sink the rock because of having two new sites to play with - which are:

The Crescent - has moved to http://www.CelebrityGossipPodcast.com so it has it's own proper site and isn't getting in the way of my other bullshit and making me look bad when the 6 latest posts are not from my blog. Also I hilariously lost almost all of our four thousand subscribers by moving teh feed address - lucky for us we couldn't give a shit and we just pretend we still have loads of subscribers so our vanity does not suffer and we can keep showing off like nobodies business...

Dear Janit - Janit now has her own site as well where I am rewriting the letters one by one so they don't have spelling mistakes and the grammar is ever so slightly a little bit less wrong. Every letter is illustrated by my sister now as well so it actually looks liek a proper blog - MEOW

Sink the Rock - remains the worst blog ever with no clear direction or coherent focus, low readership, questionable taste and less than frequent updates.

Thank you for your fucking time x x

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Wicker went to a gig and saw real life famous people and cant stop going on about it so this episode is a little bit longer than we had intended > in celeb werld > WAGS in World of Warcraft BATTLE > Victoria Beckham having fourth boob implanted > Amy Wineclaart diet SECRRITS > Colleen's 'mazin jewelery at Argos > Banged up over a biscuit and a tart > my thong split my bum > EYEBALLING spirits is the latest party craze > EWAG - explained > SO many brilliant sex problems and advice I can't even begin to tell you about it.

Wicker wears animal hood thing by Stephanie Taskforce

Playing out with Pavement - 'Two States'.

...Did you know that Billy Ocean is not American and is called Billy Ocean because he grew up on the Ocean estate in Stepney? - I did't until about half eleven last night.

AND > please remember the game that no one will play is - when you see a famous: tweet it and tag it with #icfp (I see famous people) so I can find it and read it out ...

Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > message us up to be on next week > Myspace / Facebook / Twitter: @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo

The Crescent - www.CelebrityGossipPodcast.com

Play > The Crescent - Episode 34 (mp3)

Download > The Crescent - Episode 34 (mp3)

This week i got OK magazine - it is proper posh and well high brow > Wicker goes all showbiz and is WELL lezzy for Liz Herley > Co-leen eventually popped her sprog > clap clap ten points > there seems to be some confusion as to whether or not she is in a rush to lose her baby weight though > Peter Andre standing next to a lady made of dough > We reveal what celebrites are FRIGHTFUL commoners > celeb diets of Dannii Minge and Jackie Collins COMPARED > Kerry Katona free fat fucking - iknowrightwhat? > Jordan's illustrated suicide advice > AND > Shine up marble worktops with WHAT? Check out Carly's top tips to find out - I swear to fucking god you will never never guess...

I fucked up the song at the end a bit but then sorted it out > playing out w 'Traynor' by Dinosaur Pile up.

OH fyi > all the fucking cool people are going to this on Thursday > Brain Drain at the Old Blue Last in Shorditch > secret code to get on the cheap list at the end of the podcast. Go to tinyurl.com/ilovejedward for more details.

...and here is what is on at the Red Rose Comedy club on Saturday (if you don't like Xfactor)

ALISTAIR BARRIE, PIPPA EVANS, GEORGE RYEGOLD, DOC BROWN, mc: Mike O'Donovan  

To be on it / in it next week > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org

Rules are on the fridge Lily Allen

Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent

...well I say professional sounding but I did forget to turn Wickers mic on until half way through > HOWEVER > Happy Halowe'en me beauties > SO > DID Peter Andre get off with his dog? > K-FAT has lost a bit of weight but is still Fatter than me > Jordan and kids hallowe'en photoshoot special > Donatella Vercace and Lindsey Lohan - TWINS > how many hob nobs can Rik Waller eat in a day? > George Clooney does or doesn't look like someones pervy old dad - discuss > is WILD SEX safe? > AND > Ronan says Boyzone WILL carry on without Steven *PHEW* >

The other things I forgot to do was get breaking news off Gossip feast, queue a song up for the end and plug The Red Rose Comedy Club (this week is SCOTT CAPURRO, AARON COUNTER, SPECIAL GUEST - MAGNUS BETNER, mc: Mike O'Donovan)

milk milk lemonade
round the corner chocklits made

> ps 15 minutes in I realise that only one mic is on and sort it out.

Play > The Crescent - Episode 32 (mp3)

Download > The Crescent - Episode 32 (mp3)

Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent