This just in from a chat with nick...
N-D066: last night I had a dream where I turned up to a party and Russell Brand was bumming you
ha ha ha ha ha
Crispin: oh
nice
lol
N-D066: Its Ok he was trying to bum everyone in the party
Crispin: but i was the only slut
sigh
story of my life
N-D066: Hes a bumaholic
No you were the entree
He was bumming other people later on
too
Disgusting!
Crispin: this is doing little for my self esteem issues
N-D066: If it makes you feel any better he had a ridiculously huge cock!
Maybe its a premonition about Glastonbury and your celeb quest
Crispin: yuk
i am only going gay 4 celeb if i get to be the postman
N-D066: With Boots Electric or Baby Duck. I think there is a rainbow pass for those guys that you can sex them up and it isnt gay!
Crispin: hahah rainbow pass
i did an office lol
