This just in from a chat with nick...
N-D066: last night I had a dream where I turned up to a party and Russell Brand was bumming youha ha ha ha ha
N-D066: Its Ok he was trying to bum everyone in the party
Crispin: but i was the only slutsighstory of my life
N-D066: Hes a bumaholicNo you were the entreeHe was bumming other people later ontooDisgusting!
Crispin: this is doing little for my self esteem issues
N-D066: If it makes you feel any better he had a ridiculously huge cock!
Maybe its a premonition about Glastonbury and your celeb quest
Crispin: yuki am only going gay 4 celeb if i get to be the postman
N-D066: With Boots Electric or Baby Duck. I think there is a rainbow pass for those guys that you can sex them up and it isnt gay!
Crispin: hahah rainbow passi did an office lol
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