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well well well Pete just sent me this link to this Armand Van Helden -- NYC Beat vid on YouTube. It's in my old house up Befast Road, well it might not be but we are pretty sure. Me and Tivey built those walls and hung them doors drunk as hell and stoned off our tits. We built them by nailing cheap wonky stud wood together any old how and then givving the stucture the 'Tivey test' which meant Andy hung off of it and tried to pull it down - if it fell down it failed the test and we rebuilt it exactly the same.

I wonder if they fixed any of the door handles yet? We just screwed em on.

So i went for a meeting at Microsoft for them to tell us how fantasic that sharepoint thing is - snore. Their office is well funny - it is like Mr Spock's office in the dodgy 90's film of Brave new World' - the one with eybrow man out of the OC in it as Bernard Marx. There was even a big screen in the reception with the Speccy Fuhrer's latest speech on. Mark's tatoo of an apple with I<3 Steve Jobs written on it went red and dissapeared as we waited for our escorts.

All that is by the by - the thing this post is about happened on the train on the way back to London. Mark had a 'pressed grape and redcurrent juice' which we decided was just posh Vimto and that sparked a twitch in my head about the advert from donkey's years ago that went:

Ha Ha Ha this is better than most of the 'emotionally unsound person is rubbish at singing in front of a panel of experts' clips because of the face hepulls in the middle when he forgets the words or plays an instrumental bit in his head.