This is like a double second hand eavstrop ~ a message from Emma about someone elses facebook status updates - see now - proof that facebook isn't dead Twitter can fuck off:
hi, thought you would appreciate these status updates from my friend oli, they made me laugh.
poor girl on the bus next to me is being broke up with over the phone, might swoop in on the poor thing. Mind you her voice is already going through me so I understand where the boyfriend is coming from.
Ha, she just said "it's cool, I know you're only hiding from your feelings. I'm cool to be friends and I know you don't drink but let's go out, get drunk and see what happens". Class
Oh my, metaphors galore "if you're at the seaside and can't swim the best thing to do is not just go in to your ankles but dive right in". Ha! Let it go love. I feel bad for her
Get on this bob, she just said "it'll be bad for you if you do this, sure you're unhappy now and probably will be for a while but let's see how it goes". Followed by "I'm fucking serious". This is brilliant
"no we haven't only been seeing each other for only a couple of months, that's bollocks, we've been together for close to 14 weeks, that's nearly half a year!"
Not according to my calendar sweetheart
"I love you"
Noooo, don't say that, it's not gonna fly. Bollocks, my stop is here, I might stay on to Peckham just to see how this turns out, I wish you luck slightly drunk girl on the bus
