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This is an email I wrote to Knuckles.

Subject: Champion the wonder horse

Yo superdude thanks for teh fun wekend I attach a picture of derek griffiths who i thought was chock-a-bloke but IRL he did playschool, read bod AND was muthafuckin superted Y'all. Chock a bloke was played by fred harris who does not look anything like that chap

good ol booze - see you on saturday, pete says we can all stay at his like in the old days wh00t i am going to get some popppers and wear a dress

lots of love crispin xx

 

This here FaceBook thing is getting out of control - this is a grab of my gmail inbox from the other day:

Fuckin 'ell...

In other news I just told the directors PA that I would not be able to attend the Communications Group bowling outing as I am banned from the Trocadero as part of my ASBO and she believed me.