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Yes THAT'S RIGHT - it is Wicker's Birthday and seeing as it is 11 in the morning we are stone cold sober for once.  We have been away for a week and ALL HELL has broken loose in the werld of celeb goss > Kerry has broken up with Mark (ZOMG) > Cheryl and Ashley at BREAKING POINT (ZOMG) > Simon Cowell IN LOVE > ALSO > Kate Garraway's AMAZING weight loss > Pamala Anderson's GUNT > Some one having sex with their REAL LIFE Grandad > phone sex tips > AND > PEOPLE HAVE CONTACTED THE SHOW  > all dem sexeh problims and tin g etc etc.

OH AND > we are IN A MAGAZINE. ...

just sayin

Playing out with 'You can do athletics btw' by - We are THE PHYSICS

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Mark: wotcha

Crispin: hello duck

Mark:yo yo yo
wotcha up to?
anything new media tastic?

Crispin: oh you know
actually i am on the smeg dishwasher forum lol
trying to fix our dishwasher

Mark: hahahahahahah
i love you for admitting taht

Crispin: welcom to my amazing life

Mark: so amazing

Crispin: this is my fave bit of advixce so far:
open the door, switch it off, switch it on and immediately press the program button 4 times within 3 seconds.
wtf

Mark: does that give you unlimited ammo?

Crispin: properlol

Mark: or warp to the final level?

Crispin: ha

Mark: do you own it?

Crispin: nope

Mark: take a screwdriver to it and then call the landlord
he can get a cheap one in the sales

Crispin: yeh i tried that
she sent round 'tommy the sparky'
he said to be honest mate all i can do is confirm that it's recieving power
and it is
because this red light is flashin
cheers tommy
he is getting us a new hob in time for crispmas tho

Mark: bless
i do like your flat

Crispin: atm we have 2 settings
slighty warmer than the landlord's cold black heart
and
hotter and hotter and hotter

Mark: hah
do you want to see a really gay photo of me?

Crispin: one for grinder?

Mark: hah, no
from the office party

Crispin: yeh hit me

Mark: ok, but you can't send this on or ever use it against me
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Crispin: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mark: super agy
gay
and showing off my gut

Crispin: you are so hot right now

Mark: hahaha
working that look

Crispin: i just tried the mystic smeg dishwasher lore
didn't work

Mark: quick, add that one to wikipedia
like th elie that otis lifts have a secret button combo to express your way past other floors without stopping

Crispin: lol yeh thanks for the tip dave

Mark: Lies, all lies!

So i went for a meeting at Microsoft for them to tell us how fantasic that sharepoint thing is - snore. Their office is well funny - it is like Mr Spock's office in the dodgy 90's film of Brave new World' - the one with eybrow man out of the OC in it as Bernard Marx. There was even a big screen in the reception with the Speccy Fuhrer's latest speech on. Mark's tatoo of an apple with I<3 Steve Jobs written on it went red and dissapeared as we waited for our escorts.

All that is by the by - the thing this post is about happened on the train on the way back to London. Mark had a 'pressed grape and redcurrent juice' which we decided was just posh Vimto and that sparked a twitch in my head about the advert from donkey's years ago that went:

I am the first to put the content up. One nil to the Essex This is the idea - in order to get stuck into drupal quick, Dave, Mark and I have all begun blogs that we will be building ourselves using drupal. We will all be trying to do the biggest 2.0 bukake over our sites filling them with