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This is like a double second hand eavstrop ~ a message from Emma about someone elses facebook status updates - see now - proof that facebook isn't dead Twitter can fuck off:

hi, thought you would appreciate these status updates from my friend oli, they made me laugh.

poor girl on the bus next to me is being broke up with over the phone, might swoop in on the poor thing. Mind you her voice is already going through me so I understand where the boyfriend is coming from.

Ha, she just said "it's cool, I know you're only hiding from your feelings. I'm cool to be friends and I know you don't drink but let's go out, get drunk and see what happens". Class

Oh my, metaphors galore "if you're at the seaside and can't swim the best thing to do is not just go in to your ankles but dive right in". Ha! Let it go love. I feel bad for her

Get on this bob, she just said "it'll be bad for you if you do this, sure you're unhappy now and probably will be for a while but let's see how it goes". Followed by "I'm fucking serious". This is brilliant

"no we haven't only been seeing each other for only a couple of months, that's bollocks, we've been together for close to 14 weeks, that's nearly half a year!"

Not according to my calendar sweetheart

"I love you"

Noooo, don't say that, it's not gonna fly. Bollocks, my stop is here, I might stay on to Peckham just to see how this turns out, I wish you luck slightly drunk girl on the bus

On Friday i did finish work well early at like 10 seconds past five and I ran out of the office well quick because i knew I had to get home IMMEDIATELY and eat a pizza but I couldn't get home as fast as I liked because my bike is smashed to pieces from an accident with a taxicab so I had to get the bus with all the moody business people and their london lites and their double seat envy frenzy and teh bus was extra rubbish because the men had dug up all the road and made the bus go as slower even than if i had walked and I wanted to get off and run home but it was raining a bit so i didn't I st

Today is brilliant - on the way to work the bus with loads of double seats that I was on caught up and overtook the crowded bus that I missed earlier. *All the passangers went berzerk and jeered at the other 76 as we passed, one pinstripe guy even did a moony at the other bus pressing his bum right up on the window* - (*marks points at which the lie starts and ends). That must have put the driver in a proper good mood because moments later he stopped the bus and reopened the doors for a lady who was running to the bus stop - unheard of.

I am experiencing such zealous optimism as to what other amazing stuff could happen today that it is giving me a half a one.

wow - now I am going to eat a banana starting from the middle like a monkey does.