OH – Last week I agreed to do a presentation about this application we are building. It is today – I just found out that instead of the 15 – 20 people in a meeting room I was expecting it is actually to like 200 people and I am on a stage and shit. Also there has been as less preparation for this than revision for GCSE history. All I have is three out of date slides that are just pictures of some things that are not in the finished product and no fucking notes whatsoever. It is going to be beautiful.
I asked Adam what I should do he said I should fire up the first slide and turn and look at it, sigh and turn back to the audience and say “You know what? This is BULLSHIT man. I’m turning the presentation over to you guys – tell me what you want, C'mon, hit me” and then point at them like Fonzy would do.