fonzy

So > Corpsey is moving out of the house I used to live in and so Pete, Wildo and my lil sister, Erica are doing shallow grave style interviews for a new flat mate. This process is being referred to as 'Britain's got Corpsey' by Wildo and the interviews start tomorrrow night.

This just in on G chat with Erica >>

Erica: lols

Crispin: wha?

Erica: a mega hot girl has asked to look round - she is a model / actress

Crispin: ace
PICK HER

Erica: wanna come round and watch pete and matt go all red and quiet while i show her round

Crispin: YES
when?
i will just 'pop by'
like we live in a sit com

Erica: ok - here is her actress profile thing http://www.starnow.com/###########
StarNow.com - ##########
Source: www.starnow.com

Crispin: when i come in the door pls can you trigger the sound of an audience clapping like in happy days

Erica: ok

Crispin: shall i come round dressed as fonzy or in normal clothes?

Erica: haha - right i bes email her to get her round

Crispin: crumbs >>
she has 'recently decided to try and explore all aspects of life'
is that code for 'I am a total dirt bird'?

Erica: crumbs i don't know - maybe
you can ask her

Crispin: you should make that one of your questions
oooh ooooh oooh
maybe i can come round and do a special guest question
pleeeeeeeeeeeease

Erica: we will leave the front window open and you can just lean in and ask it

Crispin: YEAH like in 70's saturday night live
the window will open and i will just start laughing
because I have forget my line AND - BECAUSE - I - AM - SOOOO - FUNNNEEEE

Erica: right i'll log back in now

Crispin: to what?

OH – Last week I agreed to do a presentation about this application we are building. It is today – I just found out that instead of the 15 – 20 people in a meeting room I was expecting it is actually to like 200 people and I am on a stage and shit. Also there has been as less preparation for this than revision for GCSE history. All I have is three out of date slides that are just pictures of some things that are not in the finished product and no fucking notes whatsoever. It is going to be beautiful.

I asked Adam what I should do he said I should fire up the first slide and turn and look at it, sigh and turn back to the audience and say “You know what? This is BULLSHIT man. I’m turning the presentation over to you guys – tell me what you want, C'mon, hit me” and then point at them like Fonzy would do.