stare

Dear Janit

I wanted to talk to you again about what a frivolous waste of time it is to sit and stare at the wall for an entire day. However I do understand that it is one of your preferred pastimes and I have a suggestion: If you must stare at a blank wall – why don’t you sit a bit further back so that you can see more of it?

Hope this helps.

Love from Crispin

Dear Janet

I feel that there are certain aspects of 'Cat' that could be improved. This is not a personal jibe at you in particular, more of a casual observance of your species as a whole. I am referring, in particular, to time management. I realise that the domestic cat is a beast of leisure but I am pained to point out that it really has gone too far. When you can't think of anything to do (which I add in your case is becoming increasingly often) don't just sit there and look at the wall, read a book or watch some telly at least - or something.

love from

Crispin