milk

Dear Janet

I was wondering if you would do me the courtesy of at least pretending to be impressed when I give you a treat. It is a well-known fact that all cats like milk and cream and fish. You are not an exception and your charade does nothing for you and little to address your continued tendency toward undignified nonchalance. You’re like an adolescent hell bent on apathy with an appetite for indifference that is unmatched in polite society.

Love always

Crispin