sitting

Dear Janet

Further to our discussion on inappropriate places to sit I would like to add newly washed clothes to the list.

While not directly hazardous to your safety in the same way as the toaster, the owner of the clothes may become upset and irrational and potentially violent on discovering his garments covered in cat hair.

Take special care over suits and shirts the evening preceding job interviews and weddings.

Lots of love

Crispin

Dear Janet

I have compiled a list of things to consider when choosing a place to sit:

1. Danger of death
   Electrical appliances can prove hazardous to the resting cat especially toasters, washing machines, boilers and hobs.
2. Danger of entrapment
   Cupboards, boxes, draws etc Humans have a habit of closing open things for the sake of tidiness – washing machines again fall into this category and should be avoided.
3. Danger of compression
   Behind doors (be they open or closed), inside piles of stuff and under sofas are places in this category.

Hope this helps.

Love from Crispin