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Dear Janet

I have compiled a list of things to consider when choosing a place to sit:

1. Danger of death
   Electrical appliances can prove hazardous to the resting cat especially toasters, washing machines, boilers and hobs.
2. Danger of entrapment
   Cupboards, boxes, draws etc Humans have a habit of closing open things for the sake of tidiness – washing machines again fall into this category and should be avoided.
3. Danger of compression
   Behind doors (be they open or closed), inside piles of stuff and under sofas are places in this category.

Hope this helps.

Love from Crispin