I was in a really bad mood this morning, telling inanimate objects to fuck right off if they touched me. The iron Adam's bike and a chair faced my wrath. I asked Janit why I was so moody - she said "mice" - I don't know what to make of that.
On my way to work I remembered that yesterday I saw a bloke on a mountain bike do a really graceful bunny hop over a little central reservation. I was so jealous I did a little bit of sick in my mouth. So today I was doing feeble 2cm bunny hops all the way to work. I felt a bit like Simon Peg from Spaced on his skateboard in the park but this has now be