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RIGHT > who's idea was this having a job and going to work all the time shit? I havn't had time to write a post for like 2 weeks and I have only been pissed for about 1/3 of that time. I got about ten things to write about, new letters to Janit and some more Celebrity High Street pictures to do...

At least the podcasting is continuing weekly and sounding less shit now we have a mic.

Think I will have to give myself a morning off next week and type up some of this shit  that is rolling around my head > in the meantime here is some more profesionals at work developing web applications messeenger chat:

me: *ahem*
you change layout.css over the w/e?

dave: yep and scrollpane.css
they both in the theme folder
the scrollpane stuff is at the bot of scrollpane css

me: yeah ok i seen it
ok i get the whole theme folder > get out get out > I backin up

dave: ok i do baby-freeze
btw. i am drinks ned flanders vegas white whine spritzerrrrrr

me: cor
you Lambrini girls really know how to rock the shit out of it

dave: it is white wine, lemodane and vodka, stirred with a bull's penis
[model's own]

me: LOL

Erica: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]#
there was a punky dress i wanted from top shop for new years
and it wasnt there on sat
and now its not even on the website

Crispin: OH NO
this is what happens

Erica: i know
someone at work started telling about a problem with a building they are doing
I was not very interested so i said ' oh no - that's terrible and what makes it worse is the punky dress from topshop i needed isnt there anymore'

Crispin: LOL

OH – Last week I agreed to do a presentation about this application we are building. It is today – I just found out that instead of the 15 – 20 people in a meeting room I was expecting it is actually to like 200 people and I am on a stage and shit. Also there has been as less preparation for this than revision for GCSE history. All I have is three out of date slides that are just pictures of some things that are not in the finished product and no fucking notes whatsoever. It is going to be beautiful.

I asked Adam what I should do he said I should fire up the first slide and turn and look at it, sigh and turn back to the audience and say “You know what? This is BULLSHIT man. I’m turning the presentation over to you guys – tell me what you want, C'mon, hit me” and then point at them like Fonzy would do.

I am at work - this is what me and Dave are talking about:

Dave: right who did the original 3 is a magic number?

Crispin: is this a quiz?

Dave: kind of - i am confused cos the version i thought was the orig is actually by "blind melon"

Crispin: i dunno but blind melon were and are shit

and

3 is not a magic number

the magic numbers are:

2, 8, 20, 28, 50, 82, 126

Dave: why

So me and Dave and Mark went for a lunchtime meeting in the pub and it accidently lasted all afternoon - this is the messenger chat me and Dave had on our return to the office:

5:52 PM

Crispin: OMG OMG PMF

Dave: ROFLllllllll

Crispin: I am teh PISSED

Dave: due to beings the pissed i send no more email r do werk toda

Crispin: how long do we have to pretend to do work for?

Dave: 2 mins

Crispin: KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED I CAN SMELL THE BOOZE FROM HERE