RIGHT > who's idea was this having a job and going to work all the time shit? I havn't had time to write a post for like 2 weeks and I have only been pissed for about 1/3 of that time. I got about ten things to write about, new letters to Janit and some more Celebrity High Street pictures to do...
At least the podcasting is continuing weekly and sounding less shit now we have a mic.
Think I will have to give myself a morning off next week and type up some of this shit that is rolling around my head > in the meantime here is some more profesionals at work developing web applications messeenger chat:
me: *ahem* you change layout.css over the w/e?
dave: yep and scrollpane.css they both in the theme folder the scrollpane stuff is at the bot of scrollpane css
me: yeah ok i seen it ok i get the whole theme folder > get out get out > I backin up
dave: ok i do baby-freeze btw. i am drinks ned flanders vegas white whine spritzerrrrrr
me: cor you Lambrini girls really know how to rock the shit out of it
dave: it is white wine, lemodane and vodka, stirred with a bull's penis [model's own]
there was a punky dress i wanted from top shop for new years
and it wasnt there on sat
and now its not even on the website
Crispin: OH NO
this is what happens
Erica: i know
someone at work started telling about a problem with a building they are doing
I was not very interested so i said ' oh no - that's terrible and what makes it worse is the punky dress from topshop i needed isnt there anymore'
OH – Last week I agreed to do a presentation about this application we are building. It is today – I just found out that instead of the 15 – 20 people in a meeting room I was expecting it is actually to like 200 people and I am on a stage and shit. Also there has been as less preparation for this than revision for GCSE history. All I have is three out of date slides that are just pictures of some things that are not in the finished product and no fucking notes whatsoever. It is going to be beautiful.
I asked Adam what I should do he said I should fire up the first slide and turn and look at it, sigh and turn back to the audience and say “You know what? This is BULLSHIT man. I’m turning the presentation over to you guys – tell me what you want, C'mon, hit me” and then point at them like Fonzy would do.