Dear Janit
Catnip, there I said it.
This wont of yours is something we rarely discuss - or should really. However, whilst I fully appreciate that our vices are our own business I feel it only necessary and in good nature to point out that recent weeks have seen your little habit increase to an alarming level. Let us call last night to our attention: when Wicker and I returned from the pub to discover you, sitting on the shelf, gurning your little face off, tongue hanging out, eyes pointing different directions with barely half a smile offsetting your whiskers. And this is not by any means an isolated occurrence - I couldn't hope to count the times in recent weeks that you have been quietly 'off your face' in my company and it appears to be accelerating.
We don't want a repeat of that 'incident' years ago do we? ~ when you did a 25 gram bag in one go while I was at work and couldn't close your mouth or stop looking at the ceiling for a week.
All my love
crispin x
