Maybe you remember this maybe you don't but I used to be in a band called 'The Biceps' we were pretty cool I can tell you. Obviously there were massive efforts from all and sundry to try and sign us - sometimes our gigs would literally be a pit of A&R people fighting like Rachel Ticotin and Sarron Stone in Total Recall and no room for the real music fans. That's why we had to give it up in the end - it had already had it's soul ripped out by the man and had teh love destroyed before we even got signed and did world tours and got ourselves drug problems.
*sigh*
...anyway - when we were in this band Nick used to make pop videos for us - here is one he found 1/2 done the other day in his pile of incomplete projects ~ and so he finished it off:
I remember us pottering around Stoke Newington with a camera, a big O and a big K, and a cardboard and tin foil robot head - funteims.
I also remember the lady from the funded playground giving us a mega bollocking and implying we were peados for taking pictures of the gate without permission - then 5 seconds later when Nick had ROBO-CHIRPSED her up (and she found out WHO we were obviously) she was giving us a tour of teh facility and suggesting good places for a sexy robot shoot.
This year Janit and I went home to my parents for Crispmas she was an insufferable bitch all the way there, non stop moaning why am I in the vet box? what is that smell? what's that noise? JESUS CHRIST why am I in the vet box? etc
Yeah PUNK ROCK - our band The Biceps went down to Audio Underground to put down some tracks. Malcom our sound guy had been visciously attacked by his little boy that morning. The little begger had poked him in the eye and cut his cornea.
Like the true hero he is Malcom carried on with the session with the medicinal power of Guiness and Mark did some field dressing of the afflicted.
